Constitutionally Incapable Unisex Hoodie
Constitutionally Incapable Unisex Hoodie
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Some of us just can't help ourselves. But we're working on it.
This cozy unisex hoodie is for anyone who has ever raised their hand in a room and thought, "yeah, that's me." Wear it with pride, wear it because it's really comfortable and you relate a little too much to the text.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
Made on demand — thank you for making a thoughtful, sustainable purchasing decision!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 | 20 |
| M | 28 | 22 |
| L | 29 | 24 |
| XL | 30 | 26 |
| 2XL | 31 | 28 |
| 3XL | 32 | 30 |
| 4XL | 33 | 32 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 |
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